Crewneck Sweatshirt “Scrolling for My Birth Year — Today's Workout” Retro Search Graphic

Scrolling to find your birth year shouldn’t feel like a full-body workout… and yet, here we are.

This neon-blasted 90s throwback tee is for everyone who has to swipe… and swipe… and keep swiping just to get back to the decade we were actually born in.

Featuring bold retro colors, a glowing drop-down menu graphic, and that painfully accurate truth — “Scrolling for My Birth Year = Today’s Workout” — this shirt captures the exact struggle of being a certified vintage millennial.

Product features

- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for durability and comfort

- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean look

- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and strength

- Embroidered or printed decoration options; inner neck DTF label with DTG prints

- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean