Funny Fitness Hoodie – "Scrolling for My Birth Year" Retro Graphic Sweatshirt

Scrolling to find your birth year shouldn’t feel like a full-body workout… and yet, here we are.

This neon-blasted 90s throwback tee is for everyone who has to swipe… and swipe… and keep swiping just to get back to the decade we were actually born in.

Featuring bold retro colors, a glowing drop-down menu graphic, and that painfully accurate truth — “Scrolling for My Birth Year = Today’s Workout” — this shirt captures the exact struggle of being a certified vintage millennial.

Product features

- 50/50 cotton-poly mid-weight fleece for warmth and softness

- Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm

- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for adjustable coverage

- Tubular, seam-free knit for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste

- DTG/DTF printing and optional embroidery for durable, vivid decoration

Care instructions

- Tumble dry: medium

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed