Retro Cassette Sweatshirt — "Still Pressing, Play on Life" Vintage Music Crewneck

Scrolling to find your birth year shouldn’t feel like a full-body workout… and yet, here we are.

This neon-blasted 90s throwback tee is for everyone who has to swipe… and swipe… and keep swiping just to get back to the decade we were actually born in.

Featuring bold retro colors, a glowing drop-down menu graphic, and that painfully accurate truth — “Scrolling for My Birth Year = Today’s Workout” — this shirt captures the exact struggle of being a certified vintage millennial.

Product features

- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and structure

- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed collar and double-needle stitched seams for durability

- Vivid Direct-to-Garment print of retro cassette & headphones artwork

- Ethical and safety-conscious production: US Cotton Trust Protocol & OEKO-TEX dyes

- Tear-away neck label and optional embroidery placements (chest or wrists)

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean