Scrolling for My Birth Year T-Shirt

Scrolling to find your birth year shouldn’t feel like a full-body workout… and yet, here we are.

This neon-blasted 90s throwback tee is for everyone who has to swipe… and swipe… and keep swiping just to get back to the decade we were actually born in.

Featuring bold retro colors, a glowing drop-down menu graphic, and that painfully accurate truth — “Scrolling for My Birth Year = Today’s Workout” — this shirt captures the exact struggle of being a certified vintage millennial.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel

- Seamless tubular knit body reduces fabric waste and gives a cleaner look

- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stability

- Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton with Oeko-Tex certification

- DTF sleeve and inner-neck prints; DTG for main artwork; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors